Nightlife is dropping dead all over town: Halcyon, the crashpad for the Brooklyn unwashed, has shut down in preparation for a move to Manhattan. Likewise, Centrofly, the danceclub for post-teens who liked their drugs to be mellow, had its last party this weekend.

In better news for club-going Jerseybots, America's Next Top Model loser Xiomara is bartending these days at Avalon. See? We knew all her dreams would come true.
Adieu, Bonjour [Village Voice]