· Is there just something wrong with the Hilton family? I mean, besides the obvious? Like, are they mutants? Now Rick and Kathy Hilton are planning a reality show for NBC, in which they'll plunk down some trailer trash in their NYC apartment and make them classy... you know, classy, just like the Hilton family. [NYP]
· Ellen Barkin and Revlon megazillionaire Ronald Perelman prepare to exercise their prenup. Also in the NYDN: Nathan Lane, still super-queeny, Monica Lewinsky pawning off her old stuff at the 25th St. fleamarket (also NYP), and Jon Bon Jovi thinks Katie Couric is a fox. [NYDN]
· "Baywatch" ex-babe Gina Lee Nolin battens down her hatches, as it were, to prepare for the web-release of her steamy home video. [NYP. Fleshbot is all over it.]
· Daily News gossip-boy Lloyd Grove is "on vacation" this week. (Dead in a gutter? In rehab? Living la vida loca? Looking for a new job?)