To Do: Sleater-Kinney or Michael Caine?

· Come on, Michael, we let Miss Congeniality slide. Just a poor judgement call, we told ourselves. But now, Miss Congeniality 2? Mmm...In any case, you're a good man, Michael Caine, and if we could afford to, we would most certainly shell out the $25 -150 and honor you tonight at the Lincoln Center Film Society Benefit.
· Get your riot grrrl on tonight (or, you know, get on a riot grrrl) with Sleater-Kinney at Irving Plaza. Show up on time, cause Portland Sub Pop-ers the Thermals will rock your little socks off.
· Ditch the L.L. Bean backpack for a fine Italian leather handbag at the Perlina sample sale .
· Long-time Gawker intern Alexis, who diligently does these to-do lists (among other duties) every day while getting good grades at a schmancy school, is graduating next month and is looking for a job. She can write, she's smart, she's got her "finger" on the "pulse," and she's always on time. Also, mixes good mocktails! Send job offers to tips@gawker.com.