In light of the taxi fare increase, New York mag crunches the numbers on popular routes — but fails to properly identify the potential traveler:

UES faux-hipster LES slummer's special: 86th/Park to Stanton/Ludlow.
Old Fare: $11.60, New Fare: $14.90.

The Pastis-going East Village skank express: 14th/Washington St. to Astor Pl.
Old Fare: $5.00, New Fare: $6.50.

"I have a huge apartment uptown and I never see any of my friends because I live so goddamn far away, but really, I'm still cool, man! I still go out... once a month. Look, I'm dancing on the bar at Hogs and Heifers and sneaking into Soho House! I'm not old!": 125th/Bway to 14th/Washington.
Old Fare: $13.40, New Fare: $17.30.
Pay To Ride [NY Mag]