Donald Trump: His Hair Orders Its Own Meal
The Trump and his Melanoma are the dynamic dyad that show us all what love is really about. We are merely pretenders to their jewel-encrusted throne of romance. Food enthusiast Laurie Woolever takes us on a flashback tour of their love:
Four years ago I had dinner at Lotus, because I was writing about it for a terrible, short-lived food magazine called Foodie. They folded right after I filed the story, and I never got paid or reimbursed for the eight or so dinners I'd shelled out for in the course of my 'research.' Anyway, Donald Trump and Melania Knauss were a few tables away. You've got to give them big points for consistency - their behavior was so exactly what you'd expect that they almost seemed like a hologram projection. Even four years ago Trump's hair was insane - I think it had its own dinner and a bottle of champagne. The girlfriend didn't even pretend to eat.