1. Bonnie Fuller under fire for photoshopping Demi and Ashton's outfits. Look, people are expecting veracity from the Star, how adorable.
2. Two former waiter-employees are suing the 56th Street restaurant Town. Among other complaints, the waiters were reportedly crudely manhandled in their pants areas by hot, lusty busboys. Uh, hi, some people pay good money for that.
3. Concorde memorabilia auction. Mmm, "nosecone." [via CP]
4. When journalists take stories from The Onion, unhilarity ensues.