· Derek Jeter spotted dining at SushiSamba with his "nice-girl" Vanessa Minnillo, who has never posed in her skivvies in do-me positions. Oh wait, yes she has! [NYP]
· Dick Clark suffering from adult-onset diabetes, not prostate cancer, as previous rumors had it. [NYDN
· The entrance of Martha Stewart caused a wave of silence to sweep over The Grill Room, opposed, evidently, to a wave of cackling or finger-pointing. [NYP]
· Classy Trump World Bar creates $1000.00 cocktail. Yay, it's the 80s! I mean, the late 90s! But with a 70s inflection! [NYP]
· Mike Piazza spent $500K on an engagement ring, says the Post. [NYP] Not so, says the Daily News: only $98K. His rep says there's no engagement at all. [NYDN]