· Enron CEO Jeffrey Skilling — out on $5mil bail for his 35 counts of various badnesses — lost his shit at 4 a.m. and started tearing at strangers' clothes and screaming, "You're an FBI agent and you're following me!" That is so beautiful. Whether he's faking it like a mafia don or he's really gone batshit, we'd like to salute Skilling's crazy ass. In fact, we're gonna get a little bit Skilling this weekend! (Maybe we'll get a little Spelling too!)
· Warning: there are gays in the media — even sometimes on TV!
· Michael Musto on Fabian Basabe: "The Barbara Bush escort recently revealed that he's going to show guys how to pick up girls on an MTV reality show, but honey, he was quite visible at Beige the other night, where the vast majority of the girls have penises!"
· Boing Boing asks: Has this anonymous site been Owen Wilson's blog? We actually believe that it's George Clooney's. Wait! I heard it was Bill Murray's! And Mary-Kate and Ashley's!
· A prediction for a new way to leach money from your fame in the future: Celebrity credit cards.