Reader Mail #1: "As a gay man, i feel the need to chime in that the new NYC2012 Olympic logo doesn't look gay, it just looks retarded."

Funnily enough, we got email from the retarded people saying the same thing — but with a slightly different point. Very homophobic, those people.

Reader Mail #2: "NOTHING ON DAVID BECKHAM?!?!?!????? HOW DISAPPOINTING..."

Wow, that's quite a bit of punctuation. Anyway: You wanna wrestle in that particular gutter? Well, strip off that lycra two-piece and let's get into it:
Beckham Marriage Woes Spark Gossip Frenzy [AP]
Posh Spice confident about her marriage [AP]
How Blair, Bush and the Pope reacted to Becks story! [World News]
David's affair to deny [Examiner]
Becks' girl is bisexual [Sun]
And, of course, the Not Safe For Work shot: Rebecca one Loos woman [Sun (via Whatevs]