· Radar "publisher" (and un-titled lady) Maer Roshan withdrew his name from a super-cheesy Harper's Bazaar profile of actual titled lady Tina Brown. Roshan wisely chose a byline of an uber-WASPy alter ego, "Abigail Hughes." [Deborah Schoeneman (5th item)] [See also: Lloyd Grove]
· In other, non-heroin-suicide anniversaries, this week marks the thirtieth birthday of People magazine. [Rory O'Connor]
· Will Air America be nasty enough to keep listeners? Someone better slip Garofalo some meth if the iPod nation is expected to hoof it to Radio Shack to tune in. [ Robert Kolker]