1. Antonio Sabato Jr. gets knocked down and pummeled backstage at LA fashion week. Incredible video. Apparently, the assailant is, for some reason, not Jack White.
2. According to the mugshot, Owen Wilson has evidently abducted a young girl in Wisconsin.
3. A very happy ninth birthday to the Drudge Report, the source from which the world gets its most accurate, manly, and least politically skewed gossip.