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In this issue: Dick Cheney and Chelsea Clinton, probably Richard Simmons' older brother, Gore Vidal and Susan Sontag, and Osama bin Laden (not with Susan and Gore).

· i think i just saw dick cheney and chelsea clinton eating together at odessa on avenue a. cheney was having the pierogis. [Ed. Eesh! His heart!] chelsea looked bored. also, at the table behind me was some guy who had to be richard simmons's older brother. thought you might want to know.
· [sent via blackberry] yo gore vidal is at an all you can eat fry your own pork restaurant in little korea with susan sontag and i think sopranos guest star leon wieseltier.
· I saw Osama bin Laden on the L train.