I've read this press release three times and I have no fucking clue what they're talking about. Something about former writer Candace Bushnell, the world's most expensive pen (covered in 4810 diamonds!), the Guinness Book of World Records, and... Marcia Gay Harden. Congratulations to Nike Communications on This Week's Worst Press Release!

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From: "Danielle Martinetti"
To:
Subject: MEDIA ALERT! March 31st

A New Love Affair Begins

AUTHOR CANDACE BUSHNELL TO BEGIN MONTBLANC S GREAT AMERICAN LOVE STORY

WHO
Candace Bushnell, Author Sex and the City, Trading Up
Jan-Patrick Schmitz, President/CEO Montblanc North America
Montblanc Solitaire Royal, ultra glamorous fountain pen covered with 4,810 pave diamonds set in 18k gold.
Marcia Gay Harden, Oscar winning actress
Jason Lewis, actor, last appearing in HBO s Sex and The City as Jared Smith, Samantha s younger boyfriend

WHAT
Candace Bushnell handwrites the first line of Montblanc s Great American Love Story with the world s most expensive pen, the Solitaire Royal fountain pen, valued at $125,000. Bushnell s handwritten line will call on all New Yorkers, to develop this unconventional love story. The modern day fairy-tale is built line by line, author by author . The story will be submitted to the Guinness Book of World s Records for the novel with the most contributing authors.

The Novel: Larger than any best-seller, the Great American Love Story stands two feet tall with over 1,000 blank pages.

WHERE

Montblanc Global Flagship Boutique
598 Madison Avenue at 57th Street

WHEN
PRIVATE PARTY
Wednesday, March 31st at 7:00pm 9:00pm
**Paparazzi Red Carpet Only**

PUBLIC DISPLAY
Thursday, April 1st to Sunday, April 18th
Monday Saturday: 10:00am 6:00pm
Thursday: 10:00am 7:00pm
Sunday: 12:00pm 5:00pm

WHY
Montblanc, purveyor of luxury accessories and writing instruments, furthers its long-standing commitment to the art of handwriting.

CONTACT
Danielle Martinetti
Nike Communications
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Danielle Martinetti
Account Executive
Nike Communications, Inc.
35 East 21 Street
New York, NY 10010