Since this scammer named Adam Winer got busted for posing as the real Adam Winer, editor of FHM, I might as well come clean. Yes, I've been posing as New Yorker editor David Remnick for the better part of the last year. Sure, I had to pull a real Charlize to impersonate him, but it was so worth it. I've had sex with half of the University of Iowa writing program, and with nearly all of the volunteers at Dave Eggers' 826 Valencia writing program. Pretending to be David Remnick will get you laid like you wouldn't believe.

What'll I miss most of all about hanging up my Remnick latex mask? Those kids up at the Columbia grad school will smuggle really good hash into the country in a quick second if they think they're getting a Talk of the Town piece assigned.
Fake Magazine Editor Heads to Real Jail [NBC, San Diego]