· Whitney Houston goes to rehab. Hopefully she'll get a Bobby Brown-ectomy while she's there.
· Tori Spelling sends thank-you letters to anonymous wedding gift givers.
· A history of diets since 1087.
· In case you think the children of today are lazy, uneducated, illiterate, and unmotivated: you're right! Stewart Butterfield gets his IM name caught in Google and is forced to do everyone's homework.
· Jay-Zeezer: Jay-Z's Black Album mashed with Weezer's Blue Album.