I thought we'd done something to ban internet addresses originating from Staten Island, but evidently people from the forgotten fifth borough still somehow read Gawker. Dammit! Anyway, a long-distance reader writes in with a request:

Tell people that just because we Staten Islanders ride the Staten Island Ferry we don't know exactly how Spalding Gray died and STOP ASKING US!

Hey, everyone? Stop talking to people who ride the Staten Island ferry. What are you thinking?