· Reverend Al sleeps alone, staying at an apartment half the week instead of home with his wife and kids. Lucky lady. [NYDN]
· Lizzie Grubman promises Oscar tickets to charity auction winners; instead, the would-be attendees get detained by Oscar-night security. Lizzie Grubman to get sued senseless. [NYP]
· Boston's bitch Ben Affleck goes off on the Yankees on this upcoming Friday's Dateline. The Yankees are reportedly very upset, knowing just how important Affleck's dumb-ass opinions are to the world. [NYDN]