Tina Brown seems to be suggesting that we may be graced by some sort of Martha Stewart: Homemaking Under Duress magazine in the future... say, 4 to 6 years in the future. "She is so infinitely resourceful she will connect with the women in jail and emerge with a new, winning idea," says Tina, over on I Want Media.

Not to be callous about the evil consequences of a witchhunt against a powerful woman who got busted for something that probably thousands of men get away with every day in this town, but I sure wish we could have a prison reality show starring Martha. Day one: the girls on the cellblock try and beat the crap out of Martha in the cafeteria. Day two: Martha's got them sewing dirndls, learning ikebana, and organizing prison unions. Day three: it's time to write the global domination business plan, ladies!
One Question [I Want Media]