Britney Spears launched her official Spreading Whoredom Tour last night. According to MTV News, she took a break from lip-synching long enough to say, "I don't know if you guys know what's been going on with me, if you read the press. The past six months have been like a roller coaster with a lot of ups and a lot of downs. ... [But] everything we experience makes us realize how beautiful life can really be."

God, I know exactly how she feels, don't you? She's so wise for her years. Just like Jessica Simpson! Anyway, I think it's great that Britney has a transexual-only hiring policy, too.
Britney Strips, Gyrates, Sweats, Flirts At Tour Kickoff [MTV News]