New editor Adam Moss rides the high seas at NY mag, pirating hither and yon. Avast! Snacky Swede Hugo Lindgren, who Moss stole from NY mag years ago, is set to return as deputy editor. Said Moss, "Yearrgh! With swashbuckling Hugo back on board, my magazine will scuttle the competition!"

Okay, he totally didn't say that. (But we're saying there's one contributing editor who's for sure not getting canned, since she's married to the Swede.)