Elizabeth Spiers claims she's neither a cyborg nor a non-blogger. The Kicker, her website at New York mag is, allegedly, alive and well. She'd personally like to take Gawker to task for not calling her for comment, but she knows very well I don't get paid enough to do actual reporting. Doesn't Verizon charge two cents every time you make a local call or something? That would cut wayyyyy too far into my salary — plus the phone is too far from the intern who's holding my ashtray for me.
Rumors of My Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated [Elizabeth Spiers]