The Janice Min age situation is far more scandalous than we feared. Ms. Min writes:

Dear Gawker: Yes, I was a grade skipper. The 3rd grade to be precise. And even worse, yes, I played violin and piano, and was in the Model UN. Happy now?

Harrumph. I guess we shouldn't have spent elementary school smoking pot and making fun of Model UN nerds. Maybe then we'd have good jobs too.