· W magazine closet thief nabbed and fired. [NYP]
· Shocking revelation: reality shows are packaged in editing to make narrative drama. An apartment-renter from last week's Apprentice comes forward to tell the all-important truth. [NYP]
· Barbara Bush II: not a Republican, but totally a party skank. Related: White House forbids her partying with her walker. [NYDN] and [NY]
· Henry Blodget, former inflator of internet stocks, pays too much for a lead-paint tainted apartment. Everyone point and laugh. [NY]
· If Alec Baldwin were black, he'd be Eldridge Cleaver. Let's lock him up and find out. [NYP]