· Rick Salomon claims to the Daily News that he's taken in $17,500,000 in the last week off the full length Paris Hilton sex tape. Riiiiight. [NYP]
· Everyone's talking about the "romance" between young Barbara Bush and now-not-quite-It-Boy Fabian Basabe, but Cindy Adams is the only one who'll say anything useful: "Those of us familiar with his MO certify he's light on his feet." Glad that one made it through legal. [NYP]