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Here's some insider stock trading advice: ImClone's tanking! Sell! Sell! Quick, call all your friends' personal assistants and tell them to sell too! And then send them a figgy pudding or a homemade fruitcake or something!

(Please note: this is not a stock advice column. If it were, you would have the sense not to read it.)
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