· High definition television is allegedly sending waves of terror through the broadcasting community — Is Katie Couric growing bangs to hide an upcoming brow-lift? [Greg Lindsay]
· "If I'd known what I was doing, Talk would still be in business," claims Harvey Weinstein to Tina Brown's face on last Sunday's Topic A. [Liz Smith]
· Us Weekly did kickass newsstand sales in the second half of 2003, primarily because they squeezed every ounce of life from the Bennifer saga. [Paul Colford]