· Penthouse Pet claims The Donald wined her, dined her, and tried to do her; Donald says he doesn't know her and that "she looks like a third-rate hooker." [NYDN]
· Tabloid queen Bonnie Fuller is sick of staffers playing that time-wasting "Google game" on the internotweb. [NYP]
· Jersey Girl, starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, gears up for a long, hard PR campaign to convince people to sit through the Gigli reunion. [NYDN]
· Plum Sykes can't seem to sell the film rights to her 2003 book, Bergdorf Blondes. [NY]
· Time Inc. mag editor-in-chief Norman Pearlstine is splitting with wife Nancy Friday, author of Men In Love, a disturbing look at male fantasies — evidently none as disturbing as Norman's. [NYP]