Rachel Elder's totally over today's manipulative post-sensitive man, those little men-children who never grew up:

He is male. He is white. He is wimpy. He looks a little bit emo, a little bit hipster, and he's more dangerous than you'd think. So, the next time you wake up next to someone whispering acrimonious nothings about his ex-girlfriend instead of going down on you, you'll know a little more about this seemingly gentle boy you went home with.

Meet the Whimpster: The Manipulative Asshole in Sensitive Clothing [Black Table]