· Full-length pay-per-view Paris Hilton sex tape finally hits the internet. (Definitely more on this later, I'm sorry to say.) [NYP]
· Novelist (and former infidel) Salman Rushdie to wed for fourth time — to bride he met at the Talk launch party on Liberty Island. At least something lasting came of that evening. [NYDN]
· PR woman Susan Blond quits representing Heeb Magazine, offended by pics of the Virgin Mary with nipple rings. [NYP]
· Lara Flynn Boyle breaks her nose fleeing paparazzi, instead of breaking paparazzo's noses. [NYDN]