The very definition of unhot: Harvard students get approval for a campus nudie porn mag. Just think, wouldn't it be nice to have a nekkid file on Harvard alums like Newsweek's Seth Mnookin, or Rupert Murdoch's (dropout) son James, or the Sun's Rachel Kovner, or the NYT's Jennifer 8. Lee? Or even New York mag owner Bruce Wasserstein?

Okay, no it wouldn't.
Committee Approves Porn Magazine [The Crimson, via Romenesko]
We Just Hope They Look Better Naked Than Samuelson Does [Wonkette]