· Bloomberg's Smoking Fiasco scandal grows. Remember when mayors used to be closeted homos, or, you know, fun? Bloomberg is so boring he's singlehandedly sucking the scandal out of City Hall. [NYP]
· Simple Life 2, doin' it trailer-stylee. [NYDN]
· Richboy Brandon Davis gets kicked in the nuts by mafia-child Andre Bonnano. Sweet. [NYP]
· Anna Nicole Smith is a shocking size 10. [NYP]