I was going to watch and recap the Grammys but every time I went to turn on my TV I was overcome by a deep abiding ennui and a desire to listen to good music. Fortunately, blogger Uncle Grambo took the abuse for us:

9:11 The Grammys have officially hit a new low, as Sting and Sean Paulproceed to slaughter the memory of "Roxanne." it's probably a blessing thatSP's mic volume is way too low, considering that he's virtually incomprehensible. CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH??? oh, and Sting, nice fucking skirt, douchebag. It's called Kurt Cobain and Evan Dando ten years ago ... you've got no buzz, you hack.

9:22 The Nip Patrol is always on duty. Sarah Jessica Parker ... busted!


The Grammys 2004 [Whatevs]