It's like New Year's Eve or Anna Wintour's birthday over here at Gawker HQ. The interns are jumping up and down on their barracks cots, their manacles jangling; it's rum and Tab for everyone, who cares if it's only 9 a.m.?!

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The Coalition that once sought to buy New York mag (and was handily outfoxed by Bruce Wasserstein and NY editor Caroline Miller) is rumored to be interested in Maer Roshan's Radar magazine. We know it's only a rumor — probably started by Roshan himself, Lord knows — but let the party begin anyway!

Rollcall:
— Foulmouthed adman Donnie "Gaze Into My Nipples" Deutsch,
— insulin-irregular and reformed rageaholic movie producer Harvey Weinstein of Miramax,
— newspaper publisher and ladies man Mort Zuckerman,
— secretive silver fox financier and yogi Jeffrey Epstein,
— and don't forget frequent lawsuit target, king of the lavish lifestyle, and former Michael Milken partner Nelson Peltz.

It would be like The Apprentice meets the Rat Pack on crack. Let us all pray together that this five-headed hydra enters into unholy union with Radar for our entertainment. Horrid trashy exploits ahoy!
Back on the Radar? [NYDN]