· Corcoran to buy Sotheby's. Reportedly, the new conglomerate will rename itself Global Hegemony Evil Overlord Real Estate Group.
· Dos and Don'ts of Fashion Week. (Our plan: Do be a total bitch: don't not be a total bitch.)
· Britney to perform on On Air with Ryan Seacrest. Maybe she's secretly a robot ninja from the future who's come back to "our time" to murder the demonspawn Ryan Seacrest.