· While Scarlett Johansson may be worried about the short shelf life of being the new "It" Girl; demi-socialite Fabian Basabe displays no such concerns as he platform-dances at Lizzie Grubman's birthday party. [NYO (2nd item)]
· Britney still feels it for temp-groom Jason Alexander, claims Us Weekly. [NYP]
· New VH1 show on the sordid lives of publicists may star none other than Lizzie Grubman herself. Sort of like "Cops" for the velvet rope set. [NYDN (last item)]
· Paris Hilton, according to FHM, went to Vegas and bought a "baby goat, a ferret and this one animal that was like half monkey, half raccoon." [NYP]
· Jay McInerney's fourth wedding postponed. [NYDN]