Almost worth getting up early for: Legal expert (cough) and New York mag columnist Michael Wolff will give quote on the Martha Stewart trial tomorrow at 8:40 a.m. outside of the Federal Courthouse, 40 Centre Street. What hellish PR fiend set that up?

I hereby ban myself from mentioning Michael Wolff for the rest of the week. I'm SORRY, I'm obsessed. Now back to Janet Jackson working at Hooters jokes.