I am pleased to report that we now have email again. Let's all thank the Eastern European goatherders who handle our tech issues for getting right on this 36-hour-old problem. You'd think I was on the fucking Mars lander with the amount of fussing this took. We've cracked open a bottle of Grey Goose in their honor here at Gawker HQ, but now we're confused, as we don't really know what the cool kids are mixing up these days. (We just heard that gin isn't a mixer. Who knew?)

In any event: hatemail, rants, and spiteful leaks of corporate memos may once again be sent to us at . Mmm, memos: we missed you most of all.