· The Bachelorette's stock photos pimp Microsoft products.
· The wrongest wrongness in Wrongtown: HowWasShe.com pre-rates your dates. Heinous. [via Fimoculous]
· Barney Gimbel — not to be confused with Simpson's lush Barney Gumbel — launches MSNBC's Martha Watch blog.
· The final report from Sundance: "Park City must be where minks go to die. It s like a town full of Liberaces."
· Queer Eye ka-ching meter update: Kyan last to sell out.