· The Richard Meier Perry Street buildings have concluded their co-op board elections. Board President Calvin Klein will gripe about missing socks and missed trysts in the laundry room while Rita (ex-wife of Ian) Schrager and Martha Stewart will have to use their sexual wiles to get the super to fix the boiler. I love this sitcom already! [NY Mag]
· Paris Hilton's two-month damage-control contract with PR man Dan Klores has expired. Let the damage begin afresh. [NYP]
· Martha Stewart is careful to remove all signs of her catered lunches from the courthouse so no one can get a carb-count. [NYDN]