Saturday:

· Get thee to New Jersey and check out emo-licious trio The Wrens.
· Mingle with the too cool for school crowd at the Outsider Art Fair.
· Dance and/or lip sync the night away with the Rocks Off folks at Tribute Wars VIII, a night of cover bands, cover bands, and more cover bands.

Sunday:

· So, like, what's the deal with homework? Hear a bunch of little kids try their little hands at comedy at Kids 'N Comedy.
· Get in touch with your inner Gilbert and Sullivan at the Mikado.
· Hey, Tibor, you think you're so smart? Think you can just go around trashing Martin Amis? Let's see what you've got. Hear Tibor Fischer read from his new book Journey to the End of the World at KGB Bar.