· "In a perfect world, there would be no Ashton Kutcher." The reviews are in: The Butterfly Effect sucks. (The lone dissent: Kurt Loder, who totally hearts Ashton.)
· The NYT Book Review backs away from fiction: "This is what happens when people who don't read control book reviews," says Bookslut.
· Get your Billy Dee Williams, your Gene Simmons, and even your Martha Stewart lectures booked through the celebrity pimps at Greater Talent.