· Moguls and fellow NY mag bid-competitors Zuckerman and Wasserstein have lunch; people pretend to care. [Page Six]
· In a victory for profanity and hookers, Howard Stern gets his own ABC interview special. [Adrants]
· Newsweek hires college columnists: Mediabistro asks, "How did you learn Newsweek had selected you?" "I was on my way a Tuesday noon exam, and my cell phone rang with this weird number. I'm like, '212, what's that?'" God, this'll be fun. [Mediabistro]