· *NSYNC's Lance Bass hockey-checks Paris-pornographer Rick Salomon at Sundance — Salomon actually spills vital drops of life-giving alcohol. [NYP]
· Moby thinks George Bush is America's battering husband. [NYDN]
· Potential Friends ends: Lisa Kudrow stands alone. [E!]
· The Paris PR machine is in overdrive: the book? The CD? What's next, a Paris Hilton chain of assisted suicide drive-throughs? (Please?) [NYDN] and [NYT]