Matt Haber at Low Culture gazes into his crystal ball to predict Bridget Harrison's dippy-party-girl-about-town Post column for this Sunday. Bridget's pre-Christmas column recounted the difficulties of judging if one should put out on the second date. (Waiting til the second date? Oh, my bad...) Matt's prediction:

There will be a clever pun about "ice" (diamonds, specifically rings) and ice (water in its solid form); there will also be a references to "heat" and "sheets." Oh, and the lead will be "Baby, it's cold outside." The headline will be Sex and the Sub-zero Girl.

I've got a columnist prediction for this weekend too: William Safire will be really annoying in the Sunday Times mag and I'll stop reading it after the first paragraph. God, it's like I'm Miss fucking Cleo herself.
It's Cold and Lonely [Low Culture]