· Separated at plastic surgery: Amanda Lepore and Courtney Love.
· Basically you can assemble an entirely nude photograph of Paris Hilton — not that you'd need to — from here [via whatevs] and the classic nipplelicious photo with Michael Jackson here.
· The FCC is ready to make the big bucks off John McEnroe's love of the "f" word (that's "fuck") as he gets his own prime-time CNBC show. Now that's fucktarded.
· Hipsters cast aside their scooters to mate. Hopefully someone bludgeoned them after this photo was taken. [via lockhart]