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In this ridiculous invasion-of-privacy issue: Hot Couples: Billy Crudup and Claire Danes, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, Heather Graham and Chris Weitz, Carson Daly and Jason Patric. Heh. Editrixes Anna Wintour and Tina Brown. And all the rest: Ray Liotta, Sean Lennon, Uma Thurman, Andrew Firestone, Andre Leon Talley, Jane Seymour, Julianne Moore, Meg Ryan, Chelsea Clinton, Steve Buscemi, and Taryn Manning.

· I had brunch at noontime on Saturday, Jan. 10, at Palacinka, two tables down from Billy Crudup and Claire Danes. They sat on the same side of the table the whole time, looked very close (didn't kiss, but arms around each), and did a crossword puzzle together before enjoying crepes. This was 3 days after Mary-Louis Parker gave birth to his son.

· I saw Gwyneth Paltrow and her hubby Chris Martin. at Babbo in the West Village last nite. (1/13/04) They arrived together and met a friend for dinner. She had no makeup on but looked naturally beautiful! You could not tell she was pregnant at all, and was dressed casually but looked sharp. Chris Martin was even hotter in person than in any of the pictures. They seemed very happy together and make an great looking couple!
· Walked into my favorite Vietnamese restaurant on Baxter when I was confronted with the mammoth cranium known as Chris Weitz.. Once I got over my initial fight or flight response I noticed he was sitting with Heather Graham. and two other actors I didn't know. Sorry! I am new at this stalker business. Anyways, after settling down for some serious feasting, I turned to eavesdropping on the convo... LA, New York, Bulgaria, blah blah gypsy children. Heather and Chris being all couple-like (who knew?). Heather (because we are on a first name basis) turns to Chris and asks him to get something with vegetables in it! You are in an awesome Vietnamese restaurant!!! Get the effin' barbecued pork and fish head like every other normal person!!
· Sat near Carson Daly., who was with Jason Patric. and various hangers-on at Fanelli's on Prince St a couple of nights ago. Carson was showing around pictures of his recent trip to St. Barts and talking about how it's tough going out because the paparazzi could be anyone, anywhere. Really wished I had my camera so I could have randomly popped a flash at that moment......
· At the Friday night performance of Shakespeare's Henry IV at Lincoln Ctr (with Kevin Kline and Ethan Hawke), Candace Bergan, Lauren Bacall and Anna Wintour. were all spotted. Candace and Lauren amicably engaged in post-theatre conversation, looking fabulous, while the editrix — Ms Wintour — was seen leaving after the second intermission (just before the fifth and final Act of the play) in head-to-toe fur, topped off by a leopard winter coat.
· saturday, 1/10/04, 12:00 p.m.: tina brown., without her TV makeup and in unflattering gray slacks, attending (and taking notes on, presumably for a deeply insightful washington post column) the "times talks" session at cuny graduate center with diane sawyer, lesley stahl and andrea mitchell...no sign of eliot spitzer anywhere.
· Saw Ray Liotta. in SoHo at American Eagle (I was returning x-mas gifts) at 2:00 pm today. Had that I'm-so-frightened-to-be-among-non-hollywood-types look on his face. I think he should have been more scared of the atrocious outfits on the racks.
· i saw sean lennon dining with a scruffy male friend at macrobiotic souen on 13th st. wednesday night, around 6:45 pm., jan 8th. i didn't notice him until this aspiring model-chick dining at the table beside me got up to leave, left a book on the table, and sean and friend nearly tripped over themselves trying to get the book back to her before she left. we made eye contact when i stood up; he looked cute and normal. i wish he'd been with bijou, but alas...
· Uma Thurman spotted @ craft - 43 E 19th Street. Apparently couldn't decide whether it was cold enough to keep her coat, or which seat to sit in.
· Thursday 1/8: had 7:00 dinner at Pastis and was seated directly next to a Zack Morris look-a-like who turned out to be Bachelor Andrew Firestone. He was with several average looking, short, Long Island chiquitas who were shooting "don't look at us or we'll puncture your sternum with our stilettos" looks out to the crowd. 'The Bach' was lookin' a little like the burnt umber swatch at Home Depot.
· Andre Leon Talley in sweats and a large, scary striped fur (skunk?) shrug and white canvas tote walking east on Houston at Sixth Ave. (post-YSL movie?)
· Sunday 1/11: had 8:30 dinner at The Elephant and sat directly next to Jane Seymour (of Battlestar Galactica ('78) and Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman fame). I suppressed all urges to ask her if she could give me some free advice about the lingering pain in my shoulder. It ain't everyday ya meet an honest to goodness medicine woman, you know. Oh, by the by - she is V. V, hot! Isn't she 55? Daddy likey.
· I saw Julianne Moore this morning in Cobble Hill running from her location trailer to a bodega. She is both smaller and prettier than on film - and I wanted to yell, "Love me now Jeffrey" [a Big Lebowski reference] but I didn't have the balls to do so.
· I just saw Meg Ryan in the lobby of a building on 5th Avenue. She was escorted by what appeared to be some sort of handler and was wearing sunglasses inside. Yes, the lips were gigantic. However, she wasn't the drooling mess you've come to expect from Star.
· Chelsea Clinton spotted dining with a group of 5 other ladies at Tamarind on 22nd St last night. Ex First Daughter was wearing a form fitting black sweater and low-rise jeans that exposed butt crack and Presidential Seal tattoo. (Just kidding about the tattoo.) No Secret Service in sight, but there were a couple black town cars parked outside.
· I noticed Steve Buscemi hanging out at the Metropolitan show in the back of the Mercury Lounge over the weekend, Saturday night 1/10. He looked quite good, albeit a tad older than the stunning image of Mr. Pink that is burned into my memory. I think he was accompanying his son to the show; they both seemed to be enjoying the rock and roll.
· 1/7/04...Wed night 6:30...4th street. I was on my way to meet a friend at Jeollado when I walke past Taryn Manning. I did a double take just to make sure. Her usually blonde hair looke brown under the dim street light. She was chatting w/ her friend and walking towards 2nd Ave.