· Britney Spears, dressed as a dominatrix, speaks: "I do believe in the sanctity of marriage. I totally do. But I was in Vegas, and I don't know, it took over me, and you know, things got out of hand... Do you realize we landed on Mars that day?" [NYDN]
· Bennifer stumbles a tad as P.Diddy calls Miami meetup a "coincidence." [NYDN]
· No digital cameras allowed in J.Lo's proximity. Nearby memory cards swiped by her guards. [NY Post]
· Paris Hilton to appear on NBC as gold-digger. [NY Post]
· Tina Brown and Harry Evans throw royal liberal luncheon. [NYDN]
· Michael Jackson's ex-wife is Jewish. He loves Islam. As if those kids weren't gonna be fucked up already. [Fox 411]
· Cameron Diaz, Hilary Duff, et al sign production deals with MTV. [Hollywood Reporter/Reuters]