George Whipple Way?
It's still a fairly new year, so if your resolution was to be less self-involved, here's a great chance to do something for other people. ("Other people" is defined as "people who are not yourself," if you're still confused.) The folks at New Yorkish are mounting a campaign to name a NYC street after someone completely random and — hopefully — really really horrible. They're accepting nominations now, operators are standing by.
Name a New York City Street! [New Yorkish]