Daniel Radosh posts his outtakes — less nicely put, all the crap his editors cut — from the Dubious Achievement Awards in this February's Esquire:

SOUTER, MAYBE, BUT WE RE PRETTY SURE GINSBERG IS JUST A METROSEXUAL: When the US Supreme Court voted 6-to-3 to strike down laws banning sodomy and homosexual sex, dissenting Justice Antonin Scalia wrote, "Today s opinion is the product of a court, which is the product of a law-profession culture, that has largely signed on to the so-called homosexual agenda."

IT WAS AFTER CONDUCTING THIS INTERVIEW THAT A YOUNG REPORTER NAMED JAYSON BLAIR BEGAN TO RETHINK HIS PRIORITIES: Rapper 50 Cent told the The New York Times, "I ve never had a job before. I sold crack, and then I had the opportunity to write music, and I moved on it because I felt that it was positive. I can t even identify with you when you tell me that you ve got to get up and go to work in the morning. I hope I never have to."

Even Dubiouser Achievements [Radosh]