More on Post Page Six's Richard Johnson and his upcoming 50th birthday party, to be hosted by Men's Health magazine. "It's a natural fit," Men's Health Editor-in-Chief Dave Zinczenko is quoted as saying... in the Post. "Richard embodies the whole ideal of living well and being at the top of your game." A reader comments: "Huh? Granted, I've never met this Richard Johnson guy, but if he's anything like the rest of the Page Six staff, isn't it safe to assume he's a total coke fiend?"

That comment has been deemed totally unprintable by our legal staff. We harbor no such understanding that the gossip nest that is Page Six is any more coked-up than any other of Manhattan's fine media emporiums. Really.
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